there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
it was like his penis was on wheels.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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