You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
