I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
