For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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