no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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