I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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