i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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