all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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