Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize