We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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