I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Dicks are not precious.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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