I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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