he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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