dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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