whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
And the cops told us we were all naked.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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