I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
