What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
now i know why i became what i already was.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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