Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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