didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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