This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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