Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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