I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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