with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my vag is so smooth its legendary
tonight lets celebrate not being married
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
