Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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