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When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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