are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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