i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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