I bet he comes in French.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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