with your own penis?
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
