Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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