I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
What should our trivia night team be named?
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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