So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
im holly from the hills drunk
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this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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