i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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