She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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