I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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