every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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