are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Hippo gnu deer
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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