btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
