I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
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