is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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