: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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