Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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