i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She swung at the pinata with crutches
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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