I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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