we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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