i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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