Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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