New invention idea: vibrating tampons
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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