My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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