why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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