I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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