My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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