Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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