WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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