If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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