I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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